Lip reading?
From page 62 of the August issue of Cosmopolitan:
Read His Lips
In addition to being kissable, a man's mouth can give you insight into his personality, sack style, romantic MO, and more.
* Wide Mouth: "This guy tends to do everything to the extreme and can be a little impulsive," says face-reading expert Bill Cordingley, author of In Your Face. He'll drop major dough on a state-of-the-art stereo system or an impromptu trip to Vegas, just for the hell of it. Luckily, this passion and spontaneity is part of his sexual makeup as well.
All I will say is that Mr. Cordingley is not wrong.
Not wrong at all...
Have you seen my stereo system?
The lights dim momentarily when I turn on my 4 monoblock amplifiers; one at a time, 30 seconds apart, so that I do not blow my apartment's circuit breaker.
*sound of crufty's howls of laughter*
posted by -ben | 4:16 AM
5 Comments:
How do u know Mr. E has this evil howls of laughter that i sorely disapprove of?
Hmmm... and you... you're turning metrosexual... COSMOPOLITAN... tsk tsk, whatcha readin these days? boy...
is this the Jessica Biel on the cover???
No, that's Kate Hudson...
must be August issue.
Dammit...
you're becoming a SNAG... and of cos, a metrosexual. OOOOooHHhhOOoHHHhHOooHHHH....
**Muahahahaha**
See? Hear that? That's the "howl of laughter."
;-P
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