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Sunday, July 17, 2005

Lip reading?



From page 62 of the August issue of Cosmopolitan:


Read His Lips

In addition to being kissable, a man's mouth can give you insight into his personality, sack style, romantic MO, and more.

* Wide Mouth: "This guy tends to do everything to the extreme and can be a little impulsive," says face-reading expert Bill Cordingley, author of In Your Face. He'll drop major dough on a state-of-the-art stereo system or an impromptu trip to Vegas, just for the hell of it. Luckily, this passion and spontaneity is part of his sexual makeup as well.



All I will say is that Mr. Cordingley is not wrong.
Not wrong at all...

Have you seen my stereo system?

The lights dim momentarily when I turn on my 4 monoblock amplifiers; one at a time, 30 seconds apart, so that I do not blow my apartment's circuit breaker.

*sound of crufty's howls of laughter*

5 Comments:

Blogger daftbitch said...

How do u know Mr. E has this evil howls of laughter that i sorely disapprove of?

Hmmm... and you... you're turning metrosexual... COSMOPOLITAN... tsk tsk, whatcha readin these days? boy...

is this the Jessica Biel on the cover???

9:43 AM  
Blogger -ben said...

No, that's Kate Hudson...

8:29 PM  
Blogger daftbitch said...

must be August issue.
Dammit...
you're becoming a SNAG... and of cos, a metrosexual. OOOOooHHhhOOoHHHhHOooHHHH....

8:26 AM  
Blogger crufty said...

**Muahahahaha**

12:36 AM  
Blogger -ben said...

See? Hear that? That's the "howl of laughter."
;-P

1:13 AM  

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