Diving "Wisdom" and Simpsons Unplugged

Sent to me by an old friend / dive buddy:


Top 10 Signs That Diving with your Dive Buddy is More Dangerous than Diving Alone

10) You have to lend him weight so he can get under.

9) He keeps calling his scuba cylinder an "“oxygen tank”."

8) When he asks you to share air, he uses your snorkel.

7) He fills out a dive log entry for every pool session.

6) He plays victim in your rescue course, but he isn't playing.

5) He says, "“Just yawn to decompress, like on an airplane."

4) He takes out his knife when you give the sign that you are out of air.

3) He suggests doing your last check-out dive right away since your flight
doesn'’t leave for another 2 hours.

2) His new dive computer is a Palm Pilot.

1) You ask him what he thinks about Nitrox and he says, "“Aaah, all that
wrestling crap is fake!"”


This guy is good, and has too much time on his hands (props to zeenie): Simpsons Unplugged.