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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Boys! Your very own secret decoder ring

Cliffs Notes to Women's English 101

1.) Yes = No

2.) No = Yes

3.) Maybe = No

4.) We need = I want...

5.) I am sorry = You'll be sorry

6.) We need to talk = You're in trouble.

7.) Sure, go ahead = You'd better not.

8.) Do what you want = You will pay for this later.

9.) I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10.) You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


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