What kind of lover am I?

Props to crufty

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

I have a big chip on my shoulder with regards to the issue of marriage vows in church. Seriously, what does "till death do us part" mean? It means ONLY death breaks the marriage vows sworn before God, the altar, and priest. There is no divorce; and definitely no remarriage. If the finality and severity of the vows seem too much, then the "happy couple" should undertake a civil union instead. Please do not make a mockery of the church by taking religious marriage vows, and then divorcing (or worse, annuling it) later. Look, it is in plain English: "till death do us part." If you are incapable of comprehending such a simple phrase, perhaps you are not fit to get married to begin with. Please have yourself sterilized, and get a lifetime subscription to a porn site or grow old with cats instead.