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Friday, August 05, 2005

Reasons why the terrorists are bombing us

Protein Wisdom assembled a tongue-in-cheek list of possible reasons why Islamic terrorists are attacking Western institutions and interests:

1. Abu Ghraib / Gitmo
2. Supporting Israel
3. Women drivers
4. Allowing homosexuals to live
5. Infidel boots on sacred Muslim soil (though not sacred enough that keeping open the option to target that sacred soil might conceivably act as a deterrent against WMD attacks in US cities)
6. R-rated movies / freedom
7. Pork
8. An unwillingness on the part of the majority of Westerners to submit to the will of Allah and Sharia law… 9. Harry Potter

More (outrageous and hilarious) reasons have been submitted by readers under "Comments."


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