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Monday, October 31, 2005

Rick the Dragon Slayer



Rick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician revealed that he could arrange for Rick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold pieces. Without hesitation, Rick the Dragon Slayer agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a bit of it into the Queen's brassiere while she was bathing. Soon after she dressed, the itching began and grew in unbearable intensity. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to rectify the malady, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Rick the Dragon Slayer would work as an antidote.

The King immediately summoned Rick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Rick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which the latter quickly put into his mouth. For the next four hours, Rick worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent and voluptuous breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and proclaimed a hero.

Upon returning to his chambers, Rick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician waiting for his payment of 1,000 gold pieces. With his obsession now satisfied, Rick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less, and, knowing that Horatio could never report the matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts.

The King summoned Rick the Dragon Slayer...

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